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Το πρωί ήμουνα στην Εθνική Οδό, κοιτάω αριστερά και τί να δω... μια γκόμενα

με μια κουρσάρα, με πατημένα 120, να κοιτάζεται στον πλαϊνό

καθρέφτη και να βάζει κραγιόν !!!...

Και φυσικά, έτσι αφηρημένη, είχε αρχίσει να μπαίνει στη λωρίδα μου!...

Τρόμαξα τόσο που μου έπεσε η ξυριστική μηχανή απ' το ένα χέρι και το

σάντουιτς από το άλλο.

Προσπάθησα να κουμαντάρω το τιμόνι με τα γόνατα, μου φεύγει και το κινητό

όπως το κρατούσα με τον ώμο και μιλούσα, πέφτει μέσα στον καφέ που είχα

ανάμεσα στα πόδια μου, έγιναν τα πλήκτρα του laptop σκ**ά... ..πάλι καλά που

δε βράχηκε η εφημερίδα που είχα πάνω στο τιμόνι...

.ΓΥΝΑΙΚΕΣ ΟΔΗΓΟΙ, σου λέει μετά!


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Πηρες τον αριθμο της,μηπως και την πετυχω και εγω. ;):thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::wootwoot::wootwoot::band::band:

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ΧΑΧΑΧΧΧΑΑΑΧΑΧΧΑΑΧ απιθανο ;):thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

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Please note that the National Bank is installing new "Drive-through"

cash point machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without

leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the

following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that

applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember

them for when you use the machine for the first time.


1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Wind down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt

6. Wind up window

7. Drive off


1. Drive up to cash machine

2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine

3. Re-start the stalled engine

4. Wind down the window

5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

6. Turn the radio down

7. Attempt to insert card into machine

8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive

distance from the car

9. Insert card

10. Re-insert card the right way up

11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside


12. Enter PIN.

13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

14. Enter amount of cash required

15. Check make up in rear view mirror

16. Retrieve cash and receipt

17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside

18. Place receipt in back of cheque book

19. Re-check make-up again

20. Drive forwards 2 meters

21. Reverse back to cash machine

22. Retrieve card

23. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot


24. Restart stalled engine and pull off

25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles

26. Release handbrake

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Πολυ καλοοοο! ;):thumbup:

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